Have a laugh while you’re waiting!
- Would Transformers buy life insurance … or car insurance?
- Question: What do accountants use for birth control? Answer: Their personality.
- An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car. The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot on the brake, and the actuary is looking out the back window telling them where to go.
- My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
- Q. How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb? A. How many did it take last year?