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  1. Would Transformers buy life insurance … or car insurance?
  2. Question: What do accountants use for birth control? Answer: Their personality.
  3. An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car. The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot on the brake, and the actuary is looking out the back window telling them where to go.
  4. My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
  5. Q. How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb? A. How many did it take last year?